Share the guilt! From dieting to dating, slacking off to breaking up, this sassy 12-month calendar pays homage to the daily dishonesty we gleefully practice every day. Based on author Lauren Hom's popular blog and book of the same title, it features a year's worth of lovingly hand-lettered mantras that are both familiar and funny: "I won't eat all the French fries. These heels don't hurt. I'm not addicted to my phone." Yeah, right.